Michael Moore’s new movie: a must-see!
A letter from filmmaker Michael Moore:
Thank you to all who have written to me about my stay this past week in the intensive care unit. Unfortunately, as you may have heard, I came down with pneumonia. Truth be told, it was pretty serious, and other complications arose. But then, five days later, I was still alive thanks to a combination of Directors Guild insurance, two I-V drips of alleged legal drugs, and a hospital TV that only got FOX News. I was released on my own recognizance, which I tried to explain may not be the best idea. I am now at home resting and binging on the Real Housewives of The Walking Dead. All my appearances this week and last week supporting the release of my brand new movie, Where To Invade Next (Conan, Bill Maher, Charlie Rose, NPR, etc.), plus a special primary eve screening tonight in New Hampshire, were and are cancelled.
Needless to say, Im pretty devastated. This film means a lot to me. To be sidelined I cant fly, I cant travel, I cant leave the house in this, the most important week before it comes out well, you can imagine what Im going through. Trying to get back to just breathing is enough of a burden. To think that my film may now not reach the audience I made it for, lets just say that doesnt help the healing process.
Many of you have asked if there’s anything you can do to help me. I have thought about it and, yes, actually, there is something you could do to help me.
I need you to be part of a quickly cobbled-together army of grassroots ambassadors who can do the work I was going to do this week to let people know abut the movie and convince as many as possible to go see it.. I realize you havent seen Where To Invade Next, so Im asking you to do this based upon my past work and your hope that Ive made a compelling film that might affect change in this country, that will inspire people to think about things in a different way. I believe thats exactly what Ive done, and many whove seen it agree. I also believe this movie can have a huge impact on the elections this year. Its won a bunch of film festival prizes, its made the Oscars shortlist, and some have called it my best film ever. Possibly, just possibly.
But forget all that. Heres what I will tell you: You are going to be seriously f***ed up by this film. Its unlike anything Ive ever done. It will truly make your head spin for two hours while you laugh AND cry in the same exact moment, as an audience member said to the cameras on the way out of the movies premiere.
Last week, laying in the hospital, I watched one Presidential candidate attack the candidate from Vermont for his ideas being unrealistic, pie in the sky, and ideas that sound good on paper, but arent going to happen. The truth is, all these great ideas free universal health care, free university, free day care, taxing and policing hedge fund millionaires have already happened in nearly every other industrialized country in the world! And I have the evidence and the film to prove it!
Throughout Where To Invade Next, I invade a whole bunch of nefarious countries, from Slovenia to Germany to France to Norway, and pry loose from them the tools theyve been using to make their countries happy, shiny places.
My goal: to show millions of Americans what these countries have been hiding from us so we can catch up and be #1 again! Remember WERE #1!!? Dont you miss being #1 and waving those big foam #1 fingers at patriotic rallies? In my invasions, I dont use any weapons, and no one gets droned.
I show how to actually make all universities free (and great); how to give all workers five to eight weeks PAID vacation (which increases productivity and betters the economy); how simple and easy it is to give mothers (or fathers) up to a year of PAID maternity leave (which in turn benefits the company overall); how in the societies where woman have achieved true equality and power, everything just seems to get better for everyone; how to reduce the crime rate by ending the war on drugs and having a humane prison system (our recidivism rate is as high as 80%; theirs is 20%); how the economy bounces back faster and is safer when bankers are put in prison; how students in countries without standardized tests and needless homework perform better than our students (and that countries which have more arts and music in their schools do better in math and science) and on and on and on.
By the end of the movie, youll want to go live in one of those countries. But instead, Ill show you how we can make all of that happen right here in the USA, right now.
So, what do you think? Can you be a virtual ambassador for Where To Invade Next? I know you cant go on Good Morning America for me, but there are a few easy things you could do:
First, go see it!
Text some friends right now and say, hey, lets go see this Friday night!
Commit now to go to a theater thats playing it this coming weekend. Its opening in every major and mini-major city in the country. If you live in a place the size of Binghamton, NY, or Grand Rapids, MI, then theyre going to be playing Where To Invade Next. The final list of theaters will be out later.