Will W. W.

To Wondershit,

We must be getting close because you sound CRAZY!

FYI: I called my lawyer.  I publish thousands of InCity Times - I told my lawyer you were misrepresenting my business.  What you’ve written about me and my business is false – deliberately so (and malicious).

We’ll track you down … .

Hope to see you in court real soon.

- Rosalie Tirella

p.s. For the moment, at least, you won’t get too personal,  as I am scouring your entire batch of “crap” for info re: YOU

I bet you’re some pussy-whipped IT nerd, Wondershit.

So Wondershit likes the blues …  is a musician in town? (Is that why he is tres jealous of Paulie C. and his NOLA festival?) Obviously, upper-midle class. Maybe pretentious. Maybe a laid-off-writer at some local rag? Everyone to their GPS (it takes you to DCU Center, Foster Street arts/music scene)!

Here it is … Wondershit  …. He wrote this a couple of years ago ….

R. Tirella
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Dear Mr. Claus,

By Wondershit

“I’m putting together my Christmas wish list; hoping you can help me out.

“I’ve been a very good boy this year, as I have every year, and I’d like to use all those brownie points I’ve earned to wish for a couple CDs. I’ve got my heart set on these two: Yule Struttin’ and Blue Yule.

Best wishes to you and Mrs. Claus and have a nice day!

Yours truly,

William W. W.

PS. If you need directions? Let me know. Hey you gotta GPS?

Plug these in: N42°15.87378. W071°47.96424.

PPS. Mrs. Will’s Eggnog is really kick-ass this year. So ya better hurry up before its all gone!