My neighbor’s seen a kid with a gun; I’ve seen a kid with a gun (please see my column below: THE WAIT. THE WEIGHT.); a friend of mine, driving a little too aggressively through Kelley Square, had a gun pointed at him by the fellow motorist he had cut off seconds before …
Suffice it to say: SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE WORCESTER IS AWASH IN GUNS!
Thank goodness for:
This Saturday in Worcester and surrounding towns!
The Worcester Police Department and UMass hospital hold their 13th annual Goods for Guns gun buy-back event.
9 a.m. – 4 p.m.
At the Worcester Police Department, 9 – 11 Lincoln Square
Give the nice policeman any operable firearm and he’ll give you a holiday gift card to local stores and supermarkets! That way you won’t have to rob them to acquire their merchandise and food items! Don’t worry about the police! It’s all done anonymously. No questions asked!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
So many guns in America, so little time! That’s why the program has been expanded! Now collecting guns in the pretty towns of Grafton, Leicester, Millbury, Northboro, Shrewsbury and Westboro!
Leicester will hold its gun buy-back 9 a.m. – 3 p.m., Saturday at 90 South Main St., Leicester.
Millbury will hold its gun buy-back from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday at 127 Elm St., Millbury.
You know what to do! DO THE RIGHT THING!
– R. Tirella