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Wonderland Wondershit (cont.) – he used to love us

By Rosalie Tirella

Hey! Look what I found on Wondershit’s website! A glowing post about me and my newspaper! Seems like Wondershit liked me OK a year ago – read his blog posting for our 9’th birthday (below). But now, because I’m keeping my writing about his website up high in Google search FOREVER, he’s all whiny. Does he think he was playing with the softies he plays with when he decided to libel me? Who is this ugo, Worcester? I should run a contest and award a $200 prize to the guy/gal who outs Wondershit – $200 for a nice meal in a nice Worc. restuarant or, if you’re cash-strapped, for some groceries.

Can Wondershit sue me for stealing his story? Not unless there’s a name attached to his crap!

Oh and Wondershit, you can’t work for the T & G because you called T & G columnist Dianne Williamson “The T & G Bitch” in your blog post (see below). But you may work in/near City Hall, Wondershit. Why else would you be there? And why do you think the City Hall hacks hate ICT? ‘Cause we list the salaries of every City of Worcester employee in each issue of InCity Times! You bitch about your residential tax rate going up, Wondershit? It’s because there are close to 500 City of Worcester employees (city and school side) making more than $100,000 a year! That’s where Worc. taxpayer money is going … along with paying for sky-high benefits.

Anyway, you with the dog-faced wife and kids, this is what you wrote on ICTime’s 9’th birthday. Here, gentle readers, is Wondershit before he stopped taking his Librium (notice how he STILL loathes everyone):

Monday, August 16, 2010

Rosalie Tirella – A Penny For Your Thoughts

While WOMAG perpetrates the illusion of a sophisticated cultural metropolis. While the T&G now pimps itself for pennies. And while Mayor Joe “The Union Ho” O’Brien prostitutes himself for the local unions, there is one undeniable honest constant in the mesozoic swamp known as Worcester, Massachusetts.

Its the only newspaper that’s raised more awareness on more issues than any other in this here clowntown – InCity Times. Round of applause for giving us 9 years of… well, um… if anything, unadulterated honesty and controversy.

Rosalie Tirella’s InCity Times is the newspaper you all ridicule yet religiously read – like the T&G. It’s the one newspaper that glorifies the locals in all their abject humanity (like the T&G’s Court Records) and gives more exposure to Wusta’s socioeconomic-underbelly (like the T&G’s Court Records) than any other local media source could (or wants), and thankfully taken the local political troglodytes to task for their arrogance and incompetence. A little too sparingly for our tastes.

From publicly battling The T&G Bitch to exposing the details of her pathetic personal life, Rosalie Tirella has given us more water cooler fodder than anyone in this god forsaken city. And we love it! That’s to say, Rosalie Tirella doesn’t earn our respect, rather we give her credit for having the audacity to publicly express her wretched opinions and live with the consequences. Crow really is a fine dish ya know.

As we all know, Rosalie Tirella is the proverbial independent minded business woman whose personal life has become a public folly. Her choice of beaus reflects her consistently poor judgment. Beau after beau, this insatiable amazon grouses that she can’t find a mate of comparable intellectual stature and sexual stamina. Considering this is Wusta, we wouldn’t expect her to find anyone deserving of her charms. Lucky for the male population?

And oh and how we generously amuse ourselves at her expense. Relishing the lurid details of her numerous failed relationships as beau after beau dumps her, Rosalie then publicly castigates the poor bastards for failing to live up to her womanly expectations. Guess its tough being a boy toy eh? But we do have a word of advice: get a cat Rosalie.

All in all it has to be said, Rosalie Tirella has captured the imagination and indignation of the locals like no other person in Wusta’s media landscape. Not even Jordan “open mouth, insert foot” Levy can take that dubious distinction from her. But who’d want to?

So, as preposterous and detestable as you may find Rosalie Tirella (and she is), she’s shown more daring and audacity than any local media star. Admirable qualities we think. Rosalie Tirella has made InCity Times a showcase for alternative opinions, something desperately needed in this morass of sociopathic diversity. For that she deserves our accolades. Or maybe not.

But in any case, she makes us feel better about ourselves.

Happy 9th InCity Times!

Wonderland Wonder-shit, Tracy Novick and more …

By Rosalie Tirella

We know this: Wondershit (from Wonderland) has no idea how hard I work to put my paper out. He’d last 2 secs w/ ICTimes – not 10 and a half years (as I have) – earning and spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to publish my paper. Don’t worry Wondershit, I have just told tough guy # 2 about you – he’s told me he could hire someone to kill you/slash you up! Hey! What fun! When you come from places like Green Island, Wonderhsit, you are only a person or two away from someone who can do extreme damage to your enemies. I told my pal: NO! NO! It’s illegal! Wondershit will have to be slayed by words! The laptop is mightier than the sword!

But back to Wondeshit! He (along with his loser wife and two or so loser progeny) has done nothing for Worcester except bitch (via his hateful website) about its people and landmarks! We know he hates:

* Barbara Haller, former Worcester District 4 city councilor. Saying she didn’t do any work, poking fun at her at all times. – plain wrong, Wondershit, plain wrong.

* Worcester City Councilor and former Worcester Mayor Joe O’Brien – calling him a “socialist,” calling him a do nothing, just like every other right wing nut in town. Wrong again, Wondershit.

* Paulie C., the guy behind Worcester’s only Jazz festival – really the only guy who has made something cool happen on Chandler Street. Seems like Wondershit was especially vitriolic – especially brutal with Paulie after Paulie’s SUCESSFUL event. Two days after NOLA, Wondershit had to go on his shit-kicker website and claim that there were no attendees at the jazz fest! He wrote that everything NOLA sucked and Paulie should pack it up! Even though it was hosted by Carter Allen of Boston’s WZLX fame (cool!) etc. and people attended. Wondershit just knocked Paulie to death. Later he made it a point to intimate that the guy is an alcoholic and of course Wondershit is pushing a non-local (Paulie is from Somerville) out the door the way all stupid Worcesterites do so often – to the city’s detriment. Provincial is just another name for Wonderhit.

Wondershit hates everyone and everything in this city! He can’t get on board for anything. More stuff/folks he hates and libels in his blog:

* Bill R. – calling Bill a slumlord and distibutor of booze to minors, via his inner-city liquor store. I may disagree with Bill over CDCs, but he runs an OK store – most likely a piece of sanity in an otherwise INSANE innercity neighborhood. I am there … I drive by .. I know the folks who work there. All pretty nice folks – a nice clean space.

* Tony Economou – Worc. Biz group. Why does Wondershit say horrible things about this group/attempt to do fancy investigative pieces when he is just publishing pulbic info on uppermiddle class Worc. folks? Because Wondershit, like most middle-class Worc. homeowners, will most likely see his property taxes go up, via the new Worc. city council. Tony and his group had a little to do with this. Get over it Wondershit-head – you will have to shell out some bucks. You can afford it – like most Worc. cheapskate whiners.

* Wondershit also hates: All things Worcester Mag, all things ICTimes, all the local radio stations. And the TV stations, too! He hates everybody!!



One thing: Wondershit doesn’t diss the T & G (or the city of Worc. bureacrats for that matter), so maybe he works for either entity. Forget about the fact that Wondershit breaks copyright law every day – not providing links to the papers etc he takes his graphs from. He just copies and pastes their stuff right onto his website – the T & G seems to be OK with this. Which makes me think he works for them.

* Does Wondershit attend blogger coffee events? Sit in the back and make notes about all the people he hates, the city he loathes? We do know Tracy O’Connel Novick, Worcester Public School Committee person, knows this blogger. He said Novick once encouraged him (over blogger coffee?) to run for public office! Puh-lease, Tracy Novick! That’s the last thing we need – Wonder-shit shitting on everything in town.

* OH and as far as Tracy Novick goes, we have heard this from John Monfredo, fellow Worcester School Committee member: This will be the last time Novick is VICE CHAIRMAN of the WPSchool Committee. Monfredo is head of the WPSC rules subcommittee and he is working to make it a rule that second place vote getters get the vice chair of the Worc. School Committee – not people who do backroom deals like Novick did. Monfredo told me he was not going to vote for Novick getitng the vice chair slot, but Mayor Joe Petty (the Chairman – like all Worc. mayors – of the school committee) went to him and told him to do so, to make the WPSC seem cohesive and positive. Monfredo told Petty he was againt Novick as Vice Chair because she had alientated so many minority parents of WPS students with her Dr. Boone witch-hunt. Monfredo told Petty it would send the wrong message to so many Worc. Public School parents and kids if Novick were to be vice chair.

Petty didn’t listen – and Novick doesn’t care who she offends. So now the city must live with this mistake. But, thanks to John Monfredo, the WPSC rules will soon be changed to make this Novick’s first and last stint as Vice Chair. The process will be fair – just like the way it’s done with the Worcester City Council.

Greyhounds: racing to the grave

By Jennifer O’Connor

Officials responding to a complaint about a putrid smell at Florida’s Ebro Greyhound Park recently found the bodies of 37 dead and decomposing dogs who had apparently starved to death—as well as five more dogs who were near death. Some of the dogs had duct tape wrapped around their necks. It appears that the owner had intentionally left the greyhounds to die when the racing season ended.

The worst part of this story is that it’s not an isolated incident.

Greyhounds used in the racing industry live in misery and frequently die in misery. The clock starts ticking the day a greyhound is born. Countless greyhounds are killed each year when breeders decide that the dogs won’t be fast enough to win races. Dogs have been shot, bludgeoned or simply dumped to fend for themselves. Those who make the first cut live on borrowed time: Their lives are secure only as long as they make money for their owners. Continue reading Greyhounds: racing to the grave